In the episode 'Dallas is Done, the Rams Are Lurking, a Two-Win Stinker Logjam, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal,' Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal analyze the chaos of NFL Week 9, focusing on teams struggling with poor performances, like the Cowboys, Saints, and Browns. They discuss the unpredictable nature of games, coaching decisions, draft prospects, and the fluctuating dynamics within the NFC. The Rams' resilience and the potential playoff implications of NFC West teams are debated, alongside Cynical remarks on broadcasting, fantasy football, and Halloween experiences. The episode captures the fluid and entertaining aspects of the NFL season and betting strategies with insights from celebrity hosts.